i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

and i have no concept of passage of time

Flask, USSR. A ceramic flask fearing the faces of Belka and Strelka, who survived an orbital flight three years after Laika's flight.

*pours a shot at 10 am *

Into the käärijä tag I go

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

showing his feet and hole for free first thing in the morning and then looking like innocent 5 years old who just peed in a pool

what is he trying to achieve with this

surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???

Mr. Worldwide my beloved

this post aged like a fine wine

this blog is brought to you by autism

* Draws the autism creature on the screen as if it was the Disney Channel logo *

someone edit one of those grindset quotes over this please i would but im too lazy

sorry it wasn't ugly enough

Pro Tip: Reply with “I was about to head out but what do you need?”

If you want to BE home, just say that you were about to get some groceries, but you can do that later or another day, no worries, so of course you have time.

If you DON’T want to be home, you just say that you’re super sorry but, like you said, you were about to head out to an important appointment (doctor’s appointment usually works well, and also can take quite long), so you don’t have time so sorry.